Peach - Catfood
Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket
Knocks on the manager's door
Grooving to the music from a speaker in a shoe rack
Lays out her goods on the floor
Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen
Eat it and come back for more!
Lady Window Shopper with a human in her hopper
Whips up a chemical brew
Talking to a neighbour while she polishes a sabre
Knows how to flavour a stew
Never need to worry with a tin of 'Hurri Curri':
Poisoned especially for you!
No use to complain
If you're caught out in the rain
Your mother's quite insane
Cat food, cat food, cat food
Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in her hamper
Dying to finish the course
Goodies for the table with a fable on the label
Drowning in miracle sauce
Don't think I am that rude if I tell you that it's cat food
Not even fit for a horse!